You are now technically below the first screen. But I say we are all equal.
“There was not only an armed member of the armed forces at the scene, but also a whole group of police officers who responded to the shooting but did nothing to stop it while it was still happening. armed with an AR 15. Here we have to ask ourselves: do we really want to live in a society where anyone can legally buy weapons that police are you afraid? ”
– Trevors Noah
“Georgian Republican Senate candidate Herschel Woker said in an interview that he had never heard former President Trump say that the 2020 elections had been stolen. He said even more alarmingly:What is this Herschel Woker that I keep hearing about?”
– Sets Meiers
“More and more nuns are joining Tik-Tok to show what life is really like in the monastery. Because when the Catholic Church tries to reach out to young people, it always goes well.”
– Collins Josts, SNL
I can’t go watch the new one Downton Abbey film because I will tear a hole in a white human continuum.
– Conan O’Brien on Twitter
And now the presentation of our features …
The joy and mockery of Friday, June 3, 2022
Note: Today’s C&J is in English with hidden subtitles for our Klingon and Romulan readers. –Mgt.
Days to National Donut Day: 0 !!!
Days to Bars and rails and Perissa Potato Festival inside California: 8
The Senate has so far approved the number of judges nominated by Baiden, the largest since the presidency of JFK: 66
Year in which sales of non-attached internal combustion vehicles peaked and began to fall steadily: 2017
Planned sales of plug-in vehicles in 2025, compared to 6.6 million this year: 20.6 million
The amount by which GM reduces its price Screwmaking it the cheapest electric car in the country: $ 26,595
Number of items in the new Lego Collector’s Edition for $ 800 Star Wars AT-AT: 6785
Puppy picture of the day: Weekend plans…
IN FRONT to disengage the pin. Funny what it took to accelerate the green revolutionalthough tragic that it was genocide Ukraine:
The European Union has agreed to block most oil imports from Russiainterrupting Russian President Vladimir Putin’s main source of income in an effort to persuade him to stop the invasion Ukraine.
The deal is a huge step for the EU-27 economies of Russia is the main source of energy and a great incentive for Ukrainians. The policy will immediately demolish about 70% of Russian oil by stopping tankers, officials say it will eventually stop more than 90% of Russia’s oil sales. … The United States and Great Britain have already banned imports of Russian oil.
And come after your precious balais, Russki laughter. Push them while they are.
PS In the Armaments Department, Ukraine receives fresh infusions of missiles, radar, tanks, drones, anti-aircraft missiles and artillery from NATO. Russia receives fresh beet catapults and general infusions. Very, very nervous generals.
JEERS to America: land of weapons, home of weapons nuts. What happens after the mass shooting
Newtown Aurora Binghemton Tucson Santa Barbara Charleston Lafayette Roseau Kalamazoo Orlando Alexandria Las Vegas Park Benton Pittsburgh Thousand Oaks Aurora Poway Highlands Ranch Virginia Beach Guillowe El Paso Dayton Midland / Odessa Fresno Milwaukee Tulsa, Oklahoma (five dead in hospital – shooter bought gun the same day) is depressingly predictable: public grief. Proponents of arms control will wisely suggest that this may be a good time to review our federal and state firearms policy to improve our nation’s records of unscrupulous arms violence. The right-wing guns and the media machine will claim that it is “just a lone wolf”, then blame the Democrats (and their movies and video games, abortions and same-sex marriage and, of course, the door) and urge everyone to live. the soul and their pets are armed to the teeth, and the NRA will insist it is “too early” to talk about arms control as they continue to intimidate politicians to look differently, informing them, “We will appreciate your response.” As I said, predictable. Depressing. Again.
IN FRONT for moments worth remembering. Today, fourteen years ago, when he was only a 46-year-old guy:
“Our primary season is finally over … For your sake, I can say that I will be the Democratic presidential candidate. United States of America”.
“America, this is our moment! This is our time! “
– Barack Obama, 3 June 2008
Fast forward. Two months later, the popular two-year president turns 61, when his slogan will change to: “This is my moment, this is my time. Get up and urinate. For the third time tonight! ” Welcome to our world, friend.
A SHORT BREAK OF UNDERSTANDING
END IN BRIEF
JEERS to Big Whiffer. On June 3, 1888 “Casey at the bat” was first published San Francisco Examiner. Who can forget these immortal ending words …
Oh, somewhere in this auspicious land the sun is shining brightly; The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere the hearts are bright,
And somewhere men laugh, and somewhere children scream; But there is no joy in Mudville – the mighty Casey has been taken over by the Imperial storm’s soldiers and Kailo Rena’s forces and thrown into Sarlak’s pit, thus ensuring the empire’s victory, because due to a funny coincidence it turns out that Casey was really the last Jedi.
Oh, I almost forgot: Spoiler Alert.
IN FRONT to home vegetation. Here are some of the accomplishments of television this weekend, starting tonight with an MSNBC reality check conducted by always convincing hosts. Tonight live tweets The path of the stars series at 8 using the H&I network. If you can still stand Bill Maher in “angry misinformed grandfather” mode, the former AG Eric Holders is on the HBO channel. Real time at 10 o’clock.
All new movies and streaming have been reviewed here, Rotten Tomatoes. The The MLB schedule is here, The NHL Stanley Cup playoff calendar is here, to The WNBA calendar is here, and NBA Finals Calendar Here (Go Boston woo woo woo). Or tomorrow and Sunday afternoon, you can watch the US Open Golf Championships on NBC and the 2022 Women’s College Softball World Series on ABC.
On 60 minutes: Limiting the Longest Oil Spill and the latest information on the cemeteries of Canadian residential schools. On Sunday night at 8am you – being quite cute – can join kool kidz and catch MTV Music and Film Awards to CW. And John Oliver will be “The Queen this” and “The Queen that” when you close your Sunday with a new HBO edition. Last week tonight at 11 o’clock.
Now here is your Sunday morning list:
Get to know the press: TBA
This week: Transport Secretary (and works well) Pete Butigig; Rep. Toms Raiss (The Cult-SC).
Face the nation: Adam Schiff (D-CA); Senator Tommy himself (The Cult-PA); Dr. Valters J. Korošecs, Director of the NIH National Institute on Neurological Disorders and Stroke; Kansas City, MO Mayor Quinton Lucas (D); Betsy Stevenson, Economics and Public Policy at the Gerald R. Ford School of Public Policy, University of Michigan.
CNN State union: Senator Chris Murphy (D-CT); Gina Raimondo, Secretary of Commerce; Rep. Veronika Eskobara (D-TX); former congressman and current jan. Denver Riggleman, Virginia, Senior Adviser to Subcommittee 6; George Convey.
Fox GOP talk points on Sunday: Steve Scallis (The Cult-LA).
Ten years ago C&J: June 3, 2012
JEERS to beat Jurpu. Germany continues to revolve around our low country in terms of green energy production. They first announced that they were giving up nuclear energy. Now they make us ashamed when that happens to the sun. Keep in mind how fossil fuel fanatics in this country swear that the sun could never… NEVER… be a significant source of juice here:
This week, German solar power plants produced a world record 22 gigawatts of electricity per hour – literally half of the energy used in the country at key noon hours. This is equivalent to 20 full-capacity nuclear power plants without radioactive waste. … This is not a small country with a predominantly tourism economy, but one of the largest industrialized countries on Earth.
On the other hand, Germany will never get us where we are: on the slopes. Suck it, Heinrih. These colors do not work. (This is coal slurry work.)
And only one more…
IN FRONT to reach the halfway point. We will certainly not let this evening’s C&J pass without trying to use a British accent (about which we have previously written an apology) and sincerely shouting, “Hello, it is pleasing to you. when she celebrates her platinum anniversary. Between events on schedule:
> Cazoo derby Epsom Downs
> Royal barge invasion of France
> Lighthouse lighting
> Insane fight to put out fires caused by over-burning beacons committee
> Bumper Hats Games
> Spinning random people
> Worship at a nearby Taco Bell when no one can find the key that unlocks St. Exterior door of Paul’s Cathedral
The festivities will be broadcast on BBC 1, BBC 2, BBC 3, BBC 4 and up to BBC 429. So please join me in raising the stout and wishing Britain’s tireless mother a sincere …! “(Yes, I probably would. should also be attached to your apology.)
Nice weekend. The floor is open … What are you cheering for and making fun of today?