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Here are just a few touch sessions:
- How to Demobilize Red Voters with Cool Talks
- What’s new on social media?
- Keep calm in the face of a disinformation attack
- We will need more Red Bull: rapid response training by email
- Mobilize your base: SMS strategy, content and messaging for impact
- Light! Camera! How to let your star shine in the camera!
- Launch and run your Grassroots PAC
- Text messaging: how to use incoming text messaging to increase voter turnout
- Are you sick and tired of the conflict? Conversion of toxic crops to healthy ones
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And now the presentation of our features …
The joy and mockery of Tuesday, June 7, 2022
Note: Anyone who has replaced my entrenched narrative with a new view has 24 hours to change it back, or I call the appropriate authorities.
Days to National Lobster Day: 8
Days to 36th annual creole tomato festival inside New Orleans: 4
The number of new union jobs that Ford plans to create as part of its plan to invest billions in facilities Midwest: 6000
Federal budget surplus last month: $ 308 billion
The factor with which the IRS audits people earning more than $ 10 million a year has increased under President Baiden: 4x
The number of times the U.S. Supreme Court has broken since 1789 decideddoctrine of compliance with previous decisions: 145
Apple era Newton’s message block from last month: 30
Puppy picture of the day: Tea with toast …?
IN FRONT to the primary fevuh! Here we go again, children. After a week’s holiday, to recover from the hangover of our Memorial Day weekend, a small percentage of the electorate who pays attention will choose the candidates who will be voted on by a slightly larger majority in November. Democratic races are harder to identify, but I think Republican races are pretty obvious. Here I made my predictions for the GOP winners and put them in a mayonnaise jar to be opened after the five minutes needed to count all the newsletters (and check the bamboo fiber content):
California: A white male gun fetishist who wants to ban Hollywood and personally examine each child’s genitals privately.
Iowa: A white male fetishist who wants to make ethanol Americaofficial drink.
Mississippi: A white male fetishist who wants to change AmericaThe official motto from “e pluribus unum” to “All’all’s all’all’s Just close now and do as I say because I speak in the name of Jesus.”
Montana: A male weapons fetishist who passionately wants to become a seated member United States government so that he can enact legislation that requires it Montana‘s separation from Government of the United States of America.
New Jersey: A white male fetishist who believes that gay marriage should be banned and the legal age for heterosexual righteous marriage should be reduced to “conception”.
New Mexico: A white male fetishist whose top priority is to allow a ceremonial shooting at the Albuquerque Balloon Festival, as long as the barrels of their firearms are safely pointing up.
South Dakota: The white man is a weapons fetishist who used to want to add Donald Trump Mount Rushmorebut now wants it to be Ron DeSantis, thus explaining why Trump pulled out his “total, beautiful and steadfast” endorsement and DeSantis gave him “full, beautiful and steadfast” endorsement.
The Daily Kos Elections Team will release the live results tonight and a full summary tomorrow morning. In the meantime, I’m going to record Captain Kirk’s trial live tonight The path of the stars repeat. I know, I know… information overload is going crazy nowadays.
IN FRONT to previews of upcoming attractions. A committee appointed by the House of Representatives on Jan. 6 says they have almost completed collecting and sifting condemning evidence of Trump’s conspiracy to overthrow the United States government in a multilateral attack that included a physical attack on the Capitol. Now it’s time to tell the story to the public, and a curtain will rise live on Thursday night on TV. The Guardian is a good summary about what’s in store:
The group of experts plans to use the hearings as its main method to uncover Trump’s alleged crimes in an attempt to overturn the results of the 2020 elections, sources said could be a treacherous legal and political moment for the former president. […]
To tell the story, sources said the select committee plans to have its senior investigative advisers reveal previously secret White House recordings, photos and videos that will be presented in real time to clearly illustrate the live testimony of witnesses.
The select committee hopes that by uncovering new evidence at the hearing, the source said, it can undoubtedly convince the American public, and possibly the Department of Justice, that the former president has broken the law to change his defeat in the 2020 election.
We will look at us with two bags. One in which to eat popcorn and the other in which to vomit.
JEERS to the wonderful moments of history. 92 years ago this week, 1930. The New York Times took a huge step forward in the civil rights movement. I think there was a breath Manhattan when the editors agreed to start using the capital letter “N” in “Negro”. So to refresh our collective memory:
nigger = old, unacceptable use.
Negro = new, acceptable use.
And we all lived happily ever after.
A SHORT BREAK OF UNDERSTANDING
CLOSE HOLIDAYS AT THE END
JEERS until today’s edition The reassuring words I began to think about were not true. We stumbled upon this using Week weekend. We will now take you to the C&J return facility June, 2015…
As the Western Alliance NATO strengthens its military presence in Eastern Europe, Russian President Vladimir Putin has told the Italian newspaper that his nation is not threatening the West, the BBC reports.
“Only a madman and only in a dream can imagine Russia suddenly attacking NATO,” Putin said.
NATO says Russia supports insurgents in Ukraine, and the three Baltic states are expected to ask for a permanent NATO military presence to deter Russia.
This has been today’s issue The reassuring words I began to think about were not true.
IN FRONT to change the nameplate above the front door. Today is 1775.United Stateswas chosen to replace “United Colonies” as the official name of our country (beating “Bubbaland” by one vote). to a modest blue box.By the way, if you need some parchment at affordable basement prices, then the Independence Hall delivery cabinet still has ten thousand boxes of “United Colonies” stationery.Thank you for the advance warning, management. 🙁
Fifteen years ago, C&J: June 7, 2007
JEERS hang blue eyes. Oh, that’s not acceptable: Paul Newman says he’s retiring and he’s only 82 years old! His lame excuse: “You’re starting to lose memory, you’re starting to lose confidence, you’re starting to lose your invention.” Okay, but … maybe you could still strain with your voice? About, say, South Park?
And only one more…
IN FRONT to death from suffocation caused by laughter. When I feel like it’s time for my soul to leave this cosmic poop factory floating through space, I’ll click this button and let JG do the rest …
Please: Do not resuscitate.
May you have a Tuesday. The floor is open … What are you cheering for and making fun of today?
Today’s shameless C&J review
” I am a devotee Joy and laughter as much as anyone, but we can only tolerate so many scammers here.“