Greetings on Wednesday, June 8, 2022
Note: Nostradamus predicted that a note would appear at this point. The EU is still waiting. What a fraud.
Days to National Corn Cob Day: 3
Days to Polish festival inside Milwaukee: 2
According to data, in 2020, the percentage of abortions performed using medication instead of surgery was 37% in 2017. The New York Times: 54%
Number of candidates, including Sarah Peine and Santa Claus, running for the late Alaska rapist Don Young House: 48
The latest result of a failed parliamentary vote of no confidence in the British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson: 211 No, 148 Yes
Percentage of the Abbott Nutrition plant resuming and re-producing infant formulas: 100%
The age of Rafael Nadala, who won 14th French Open Sunday: 36
The middle of the week Rapture index: 187 (including 5 nuclear countries and 1 Big Gay Secret Revealed). Soul Protection Factor 24 lotion is recommended if you are walking among the Gentiles today.
Puppy picture of the day: Sticker shock…
IN FRONT to primary school day! Yesterday was a huge day for the 150 people who came to vote for their favorite candidates California, Iowa, Mississippi, Montana, New Jersey, New Mexico and South Dakota. Hyou are C&J exclusive reports that you won’t find it anywhere else because it is EXCLUSIVEabout what happened:
✔ The polls were run by friendly old people.
✔ The voting machines worked quite well.
✔ The black markers held up well.
✔ The ballot papers sent by post were sorted, processed and counted efficiently.
✔ Sometimes a candidate (or a candidate’s representative) stood outside the polling station to shake hands and greet voters. We call this “grasp and grin” in the industry.
✔ Some weather was really nice, some not so nice, but hurricanes were not reported.
✔ There were many “I Voted” stickers, and many voters complimented the manufacturer that they were sticky enough to hold on, but not so sticky that they were difficult to remove.
✔ America continues its inevitable slip into an apocalyptic Republican – led police state, where the Democratic Party is banned and all minorities end up in the gulag north. Alaska because Americans are too stupid and / or sadistic to care.
Next Tuesday: competitions Meina, North Dakota, South Carolina and Nevada. And you will find that C&J, as always, is your best resource. To link to an adult site Everyday Kos Election team.
IN FRONT to roll up the bad guys. Did those crazy proud boys think they could overthrow the federal government and turn it into their own personal fascist playground?
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !!! Book them, Lu…
Five members of the street gang Proud Boys, including their leader Enrique Tarrio, were charged with conspiracy on Monday over their role in the attack on the US Capitol. January 6, 2021. […]
Dozens of proud boys were among the thousands who invaded the U.S. Capitol that day in an attempt to suspend Joe Biden’s certification as president. Prosecutors say Tarrio and his fellow defendants were important in the planning stages of the attack; On 30 December 2020, Tarrio allegedly examined a document entitled ‘1776. return of the year ”.in which detailed plans occupy several buildings Washington January 6, including six House of Representatives and Senate office buildings.
Conspiracy charges in riotous charges will be brought above the conspiracy charges that each participant has already faced.
Local terrorists will learn a hard lesson about the mistakes of evil America until they are pardoned by the next Republican president and appointed as senior counselors. So enjoy prison food while you can, mocking. You have days there numbered.
IN FRONT to do something. Wow, I never think I will see a day when Democrats and Republicans in the US Congress put aside their guerrilla divisions and vote unanimously to fight gun violence in the United States. America. But, God, they did, and the measures put in place at national level will make the problem worse. The new law …
» The sale of semi-automatic weapons to persons under the age of 21 is prohibited
»Bas well as the sale of body armor outside the professions
»Addresses critical gaps in arms law
»Strengthen Red Flag laws to keep weapons out of the reach of dangerous people
Ah! Sorry about that. It is only in condition New York, and only until the Supreme Court declares all measures unconstitutional. However, I checked what was happening at the national level and told me that Joe Manchin was still there to push Chuck Schumer while his Republican colleagues took turns cornering him with corndog farts. God bless United States! Pew Pew Pew !!!
A SHORT BREAK OF UNDERSTANDING
CLOSE HOLIDAYS AT THE END
IN FRONT for great moments during dust removal. Ives McGaffey no Chicago on that date, in 1869, the first mechanical (“whirlwind”) vacuum cleaner was patented. It was a raw device – a valet sucked a hose.
JEERS lose your childhood pattern. I can’t believe it she caused us all inconvenience as follows:
A woman whose face has been adorned with Gerber baby food jars for decades is dead. She was 95. The baby food and product brand Instagram announced the death of Anna Turner Cook last Friday.
More than 90 years ago, Cook was chosen as Gerber’s face after her neighbor Dorothy Hop Smith sketched and submitted her image to a national baby food brand competition, the Associated Press reports. She was only five months old when her picture was drawn.
In 1931, it became Gerber’s official trademark, according to the company’s website.
Tonight in her honor, we will fill a jug with sour corn and pour dinner on the floor, on which the dog will jump on his lap for this glorious culinary discovery and overturn the lamp that will hit the TV, causing everything. shouting and chaos, as well as inciting neighbors to call the police on suspicion of an ongoing intrusion, which is unfortunately the case when our secret nuclear weapons depot is discovered in a crowded room and then becomes uncomfortable. But my thought is this: I really needed to check the expiration date of that corncream (April 1972) before I ate it, because this morning I don’t feel so g
Fifteen years ago, C&J: June 8, 2007
JEERS get off the bus. Everyone is confused because mad german yesterday tried to jump into Popemobil. Of course he did …he is the pope!
And only one more…
IN FRONT for the identification of a biological unit of bivalve mammals. The disappearance of all worries about trivial issues such as voting rights, Russia’s genocide and climate change last month was the most pressing issue of the day: how parents call their eggs. So let me to stop the tension: The most popular names for girls and boys in 2021 were:
The funniest discovery is this Donalds has fallen like a rock in recent years and is ranked 592nd. Meanwhile, “Joe / Joseph” is still in 29th place in the 40 most popular hits. A true story: In my youth, I went through a period of confusion thanks to my mom and dad. For the first eighteen years of my life, I thought my second name was Billy and my name was Dammit.
Have a happy hump. The floor is open … What are you cheering for and making fun of today?
Today’s shameless C&J review
Fox News Anchor faces Bill Portland Meina With eye-catching statistics: why so Joy and laughter Do you have 5 times more algae than in any other children’s pool?