Cheers and Jeers: Thursday

The joy and mockery of Thursday, June 9, 2022

Note: Hello, customer service? I would like to exchange my current planet for a new one, please. Mine crawls with parasites in suits and ties and has a cooling system. Yes, I will.

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By numbers:

Days to June: 10

Days to Oga Milk Days 2022 inside Burlington, Washington: 8

The amount by which the average hourly wage is full-time United States the number of employees in April 2022 was higher than in April 2021: $ 1.70

Support for same-sex marriages in 1996 and 2022, respectively, shows Gallup survey: 26%, 71%

Interest excise duty Rep. Don Bayer (D-VA) wants to legislate on AR-15 and other offensive weapons purchases, which he proposes: 1000%

The recently confiscated Boeing 787 Dreamliner, owned by Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich, is worth: $ 350 million

Number of shell companies that investigators had to sort out before they could prove he owned it: 5

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Your Thursday Molly Aivins Moment:

Politics is not a picture on the wall or a television comedy that you may decide is not very important to you.

Is the person prescribing your glasses qualified to do so? How deep will you be buried when you die? What textbooks do your children study at school? What happens if you get seriously ill? Is the meat you eat spoiled? Will you be able to afford to go to college or send your children? Would you like a vacation? Are you planning to retire before you die? Can you find a job? Drive a car? Can you afford insurance? Is your credit card company, your banker or your broker cheating on you?

That’s all politics, Bubba. You cannot opt ​​out due to lack of interest.

– October 2002

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Puppy picture of the day: Greetings …

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IN FRONT for consideration. After holding their cards close to the vest during the investigation, House January 6 Select a subcommittee during this evening’s television hearing, the focus is on the cockroaches of the Republican betrayal. Among the questions that will be answered: who, what, when, where, why and how. Adding intrigue is new body of evidence which could unleash a new hell on the instigators:

A federal judge has ruled that the House of Representatives’ selection committee investigating the January 6 uprising should have access on Wednesday to emails from 159 right-wing lawyers, John Eastman, largely related to his efforts to try to block the 2020 election on behalf of Donald Trump.

The judge – as he had previously in connection with another set of Eastman e-mails – ruled that one of the e-mails could be evidence of crime planning, in particular Eastman and Trump’s efforts to disrupt Congress, which confirms the election results. January 6, 2021. […] The judge notes that Trump-East’s plan to disrupt the Joint Session was fully established and challenged December 7, 2020”.

The curtain time is 8ET / 5PT on all networks except those with conspirators. (You know who you are.) My only advice to Benny, Lisa, and the other members of the committee: don’t confuse it.

JEERS to the invisible person. He wanted a second chance to prove that he was not a complete waste of human skin. Of course, he helped get over a dozen 4^th– Graders killed. Of course, he is a racist villain. Yes, yes, yes. We know that. But determined to do so, he wanted to help lift the city Uvalde with bold, innovative ideas as a freshman member of the city council. This is his moment. This is his time. If not now, when? If not him, then who? And so the new titan of civic engagement emerged from the ashes of incompetence and cowardice, wanting to redeem himself and his defiled name. Just one small snag…

The school district police chief criticized the waiting too long before ordering law enforcement to confront and kill the attackers during the shooting. Texas The primary school did not attend the council meeting in Ūvalde on Tuesday, despite being newly elected to the college.

Mayor Don McCallin said he could not explain why District Police Chief Pete Arredondo was not present for the briefing.

I think his absence can be explained in three words: Bwok, bwok and bwok.

IN FRONT to proud moments in American history. One day, after several years, you will hit your grandchild on your knee. And the dear little cherub will come to thee, and say, Why is June 9 a holiday? And you will look into these beautiful innocent eyes, squeeze those pink, panting cheeks, and say, “It was the day 2006 when Tom Deley went to work in Congress. last time. And then you go to the kitchen for ice cream and Oreos. Because that’s how you’re a great grandparent.

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A SHORT BREAK OF UNDERSTANDING

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CLOSE HOLIDAYS AT THE END

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IN FRONT to this shining city on a hill surrounded by a gaseous swamp. Today, 229 years ago, in 1793, Congress – when it was in operation – voted in favor Washington, DC official replacement Philadelphia as the capital of the country. Today, the politicians, lobbyists and experts of the band have so tarnished the name of the place, and desecrated the memory of the person by whom he is named (Ronald Reagan in Washington, DC, USA) Texas School council history textbooks tell me) that we really should think about moving it again. I offer my usual candidates: Goober Hill, LA … Devil’s Den, CA … Cuckoo, VA … Crooks, SD … Rattlesnake Bend, FL … Mayday, GA … Oil Springs, KY. ..Petroleum, MT … Crappo, MD … Hell, MI … Money, MS … Loco, OK … and Idiotville, OR. However, completely excluded: move it to any named city Normal.

IN FRONT to blow this butt rack. You want news about space. I want news about space. We all want news about space. But where, oh where can we get news about space? Who trades in such information? I drew a blank. NO WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT I REMEMBER NOW! NASA AND SPACE NEWS !!! At least in the past, but I’ve heard that space news is just a fad. Let me root NASA and see if… Okay, I found some. Apparently they want to blow us up in space:

Fly your name around the moon!

Artemis I will be the first unmanned flight test of the Space Launch System rocket and the Orion spacecraft. The flight paves the way for the first woman and the first colored person to land on the moon!

Add your name to be included on the flash drive that will fly to Artemis I.

Be a part of history here. My name is called the bottom of the window seat.

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Fifteen years ago, C&J: June 9, 2007

JEERS to superficial farewells. President Bush offered final farewell outgoing British Prime Minister Tony Blair yesterday. C&J spyed them off the ceiling, and we’re inserting this exclusive decipherment for now:

Bush: I will miss you, Tony Tiger’s guy.

Blair: Not so much as I miss you, the old sport.

Bush: Call me.

Blair: I’ll be. Promise.

[They give each other one last pinky handshake and part company.]

Bush: What a pussy.

Blair: What a prankster.

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And only one more…

IN FRONT to US mint freshness. Here is something of it Washington it won’t make us dive into our rain shelters or throw a brick at the TV: a preview of the first five American women’s quarters to be released this year. A collection that honors women from “a wide range of achievements and areas, including electoral rights, civil rights, repeal, government, the humanities, science, space and the arts. already appearing in pockets across America. Here an insight into the history of women on coins, including an insight into this year’s issues provided by the U.S. Mint:

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So far, quarters of Maija Angela and Dr. Sallija Raida are released. The third in a series that includes Vilma Mankilerewill be officially released next Tuesday. C&J will inform you of others before they arrive. It will give normal people time to learn more about these leading women, and female mothers to take the time to take heart medication.

Have a nice Thursday. The floor is open … What are you cheering on and making fun of today?

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Today’s shameless C&J review

Bill in Portland with a bare bottom is all that is cracked Joy and laughter Children’s pool

–Huffington Post

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