Joy and mockery: Monday

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The joy and mockery of Monday, June 13, 2022

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By numbers:

Days to Flag Day: 1

Days to 17^th of Duck Ribbon Festival inside Avon, Ohio: 3

Number of children under the age of 5 who will be eligible for the new Covid-19 pediatric vaccine this month: 18 million

First – time applications for unemployment It was announced last week that it has risen slightly, but remains at its lowest level since 1970: 229 000

Percentage of the NRA’s annual budget for school security programs, one of its top priorities for 2014-2019: 0.08%

The recent decline in the number of sheets of toilet paper per roll of Cottonelle Ultra Clean Care since inflation began to rise: 340 to 312

Distance by renegade rock has traveled for the past 4 months with Mars Rover Perseverance: 5.3 miles away

A completely random weekend baseball result

Boston 2 Seattle 0

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Puppy picture of the day: Even dogs can’t resist puppy’s breath charm…

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IN FRONT headlines we would never have thought we would read. NBC News:

31 people linked to a white nationalist group arrested near Pride Idaho.

Holy shit! Nazis arrested in Nazi Earth! Tell me more…

The suspects were suspected of conspiracy in the riots, Coire d’Alene police chief Lee White told a news conference in the afternoon. Among those arrested late Saturday was a man of the same name as Damascus-based Patriot Front founder Thomas Ryan Rousseau.

White said police had been informed in recent days that several groups were planning to dismantle the pride park, an annual event highlighting LGBTQ + communities ‘struggle for citizens’ rights. […]

Look at them. Taking a knee. Shameful.

He said the suspects lived in several states, including Texas, Utah, Idaho, Colorado, South Dakota, Illinois, Arkansas, Wyoming, Washington, Oregon and Virginia. “They came to dump,” White said.

The Nazis drove a U-Haul full of shields and other riots when they were arrested and arrested. “Repeat: they chose to rent from U-HAUL“said Ryder, the stunning PR director.

IN FRONT to HOT! Weekend! PRIMARY! SALE! Voters in the “Russia can see us from home” voted on Saturday to mark their election to fill a place left by Alaska rapist Don Young on a piece of birch bark and sending for tabulation and certification to the municipal Kodiak Bears Council. The most recognizable name in the ballot was Sarah Peilin, a family of titans who left after half a year. The Alaskan governor will go to the lucrative Talking Gibberish Circuit in the meantime, tossing raw meat with her infant marriages, deciding and judging family punch fights on her front lawn. Surprisingly, some Alaskans have long memories …

“I didn’t vote for her. She quit her job,” said Alfred Rockwood, an 80-year-old retiree in Anchorage.

“She left a big smell in her mouth when she left after running for office (vice president). It shocked people wrong,” said Kelly Laion, a 46-year-old Anchorage engineer.

The four best will meet in the August elections and are: four Kodiak bears, all candidates. Sounds legal to me. Congratulations. I’m sending fifty dollars to someone called Fluffy.

IN FRONT anti-Clearing Thomas. On June 13 1967Equally courageous and wise, Lindon Johnson nominated Turgud Marshall to become the first black judge in the U.S. Supreme Court. She 24 years on the bench very well done Americaand his previous work was not a crushed liver:

After accumulating an impressive number of Supreme Court challenges in the area of ​​state-sponsored discrimination, including the most important decision by Brown v. The board in 1954, President John Kennedy appointed Turgud Marshall to the U.S. Second District Court of Appeal.

In this status he wrote more than 150 decisions, including support for immigrant rights, restrictions on government intervention in cases of illegal searches and confiscations, double threats and the right to privacy. […]

In 1965, President Lindon Johnson appointed Judge Marshall as U.S. Attorney General. Prior to his subsequent appointment to the United States Supreme Court in 1967, Turgud Marshall won 14 of the 19 cases he challenged in the Supreme Court on behalf of the government. Really, Thurgood Marshall represented and won several cases before United States Supreme Court than any other American.

And no one has ever found pubic hair she Kola var.

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A SHORT BREAK OF UNDERSTANDING

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END IN BRIEF

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JEERS To George Kostance with a badge. I wonder if our country will find a “police officer in charge” who would eventually become as incompetent and infamous as Arizona’s Joe Arpaio, or who was the Milwaukee idiot who wore these fake medals? – David Clark. I didn’t have to worry about my nice head because Ding Ding Ding! We have a loser…

The Texas school police chief criticized his actions at the time one of the deadliest shootings in a class in U.S. history In his first extensive comments since the massacre, published on Thursday, he said he did not consider himself responsible because it happened and assumes that someone else has taken control of the law enforcement response.

Pete Arredondo, the 50-year-old chief of Uvaldis School District Police, also told The Texas Tribune that he had deliberately left both police and university radios before entering Rob. Primary school.

Arredondo defended his actions and those of other law enforcement agencies, noting the Tribune that “no defendant has ever hesitated, not even for a moment, to put himself at risk to save children,” Arredondo said.

But in the end he will succeed. With some improvements made by the Texas School Board, the next school history textbook will feature Pistole Packin ‘Pete, which will use its second reflexes to Pew Pew Pew Go to school on a white stallion and save all the kids. I just hope there is enough space left in the National Mall for the statue.

IN FRONT to a rule book that I regularly ignore. Today, 121 years ago, in 1901, the first professional open championship was held in Hamilton, Massachusetts, using the rules of the United States Golf Association. Add to the list: make sure the beer is cold.

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Ten years ago C&J: June 13, 2012

IN FRONT many happy returns. In primary election campaign yesterday, Maine Democrats elected progressive Cynthia Dila to run for the Senate seat vacated by Olympia’s “Too Liberal For The Tea Party” Snowe. She will run for Maine GOP Secretary of State Charlie Sumers, both of whom will be destroyed by the former former governor, Angus Kings, who will stand up for Democrats and be excellent in social matters and sometimes slick in fiscal matters. Hmm … I’m sorry. Shoulda said in a “Spoiler warning.” [6/13/22 Update: Senator Angus King, now in his second term, does indeed caucus with Democrats and is excellent on social issues but occasionally slippery on fiscal issues. Told ya so.]

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And only one more…

IN FRONT to the entire popular Center Square. Today is a late comedian and Hollywood squares icon Paul Linds 96th birthday. Regular readers know that I am proud of him because he and I have the same hometown.Mt. Vernon, Ohio– and distrust of politicians: “They speak in a general and false way, and I think they have caused all our sorrow.” He was gay, gay, gay, gay, but marriage proposals from useless middle-aged women still came in by truck. It is no longer a secret that most of the jokes were earned by Linda Hollywood squares they are created by professional writers with real dual skills. But Paul’s unusual gift of timing elevated them to the material of the comedy hall …

Peter Marshall: The great white is one of the most feared animals. What is the Great White?
Paul Linds: Sheriff of Alabama.
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Peter Marshall: Paul, in which famous book you will read about a talking ass who wonders why it is beaten?
Paul Linds: Sex pleasure.

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Peter Marshall: What is the correct term under the constitution for the form of our government?
Paul Linds: Now? Shaky. Or accept Thppppppppttt !!!
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Peter Marshall: Paul, why do Hell’s angels wear skin?
Paul Linds: Because the chiffon wrinkles too easily.
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Peter Marshall: Paul, national flag Alabama is completely white with one very different feature. What is it?
Paul Linds: Eye holes.
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Peter Marshall: What was your grandmother probably trying to do when she was drinking a mixture of kerosene, sugar and onion juice?
Paul Linds: We will never know. She exploded.

And who can forget Uncle Arthur On Enchanted? Even 40 years after his death, everyone who knows about him remembers him with love. Except, perhaps, in Mount Vernon, Ohio, for which I understand that signs advertising my hometown as “Paul Linda’s birthplace” have been removed from the city limits. However, there are still signs advertising Mount Vernon as “the birthplace of Daniel Decatur Emet”, the composer who became the confederation’s anthem: “Dixie.” As Paul would say, “Oh, my goodness.”

Oh, and if you want to know when the next meeting is on January 6, it’s 10 a.m. Nice – just in time for my first gin and tonic that day. May Monday be allowed for you. The floor is open … What are you cheering on and making fun of today?

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