“January 6th The Committee reminds everyone how close we have come to the collapse of democracy. Some people who were in the right position and chose to do the right thing saved us from the constitutional crisis. But there are now a number of candidates running for office based on the platform, “let’s make a coup again, but better next time.”
– John Oliver
“The FDA has announced a ban on the sale of JUUL e-cigarettes. In the news, some 15-year-olds have just broken the Capitol.
– Sets Meiers
“Uvaldis police had assault rifles, body armor, and ballistic shields. What else were they waiting for? Invincible star of Mario? … Once it would have been useful to go with guns in flames, the police decide to have a picnic outside. But if you’re black or have a broken taillight, they’ll suddenly throw Rembo at you.
– Trevors Noah
“Today is the summer solstice, which means it’s the longest day of the year. So if you feel particularly tall today, you’re either in our hemisphere or you own Bitcoin.”
– Jimmy Falon
“On Father’s Day, my children gave me a cold and distant look.”
– Conan O’Brien on Twitter
And now the presentation of our features …
The joy and mockery of Friday, June 24, 2022
Note: There will be no C&J on Monday. Instead, please enjoy the huge hole that our absence will leave in the heart of Daily Kos. Bring binoculars – it’s one deep abyss. Tuesday back with a defibrillator and lots of first aid cream.
Days to 53rd anniversary of Apollo 11 landing on the moon: 26
Days to Homemade pineapple festival inside Hawaii: 8
The minimum number of witnesses for which Lisa Cheney, co-chair of the committee of 6 January, claims to have requested the testimony of a fifth witness: 30
Percentage of Americans surveyed at Suffolk UniversityIn the US today who say they would support the Supreme Court’s decision revoking access to contraception: 9%
Percentage in the same survey that would support SCOTUS’s decision to annul same-sex marriage rights: 19%
FDR, Lincoln and Washington rank in the latest list of the best presidents of the Siena College Research Institute: # 1, # 2, # 3
Rank of Donald Trump, Andrew Johnson and James Buckanan: # 43, # 44, # 45
Puppy picture of the day: These days the kids …
IN FRONT until the 5th day. Thursday’s hearing in committee on 6 January was a postponed hearing that was canceled last week, and all I can say is: glad they didn’t cancel it. These hearings are a series of tactical evacuations, each of which cuts off one Trumpway after another, until … well, that’s up to our excellent Attorney General. Thursday’s hearing, which focused on Trump’s attempt to force the Department of Justice to help him steal the 2020 election, was no exception. Since it is Friday and we are all tired and beaten (thank you, SCOTUS), I will give you a money offer:
Fortunately, “I and the Republican Congressmen” were the stupidest attackers on the planet. The only question now is … will they be the most prisoners?
IN FRONT to Miss Money bags. Continuing to benefit, for example, really Well, for his commitment to creating the most diverse government team in history, President Biden has once again made a historic nomination this week. Disappeared in this week’s newsroom was this bright place (and candidate in tonight’s poll):
Go ahead, Andrew Jackson – you’ll soon have to share the face of a $ 20 bill with an Indian. […] The Treasury Department announced Tuesday that President Biden has chosen Linas Malerbas, the lifelong leader of the Connecticut-based Mohegan tribe, as the next U.S. treasurer.
The cashier’s office was established in the Continental Congress before the Treasury Department itself was established, and one of its advantages is the display of the cashier’s signature on the front of the United States. currency bills, which are shared with the Secretary of the Treasury.
This means that after she settles down, Malerba, who was awarded the title of Lifelong Chief by the Tribal Elders Council, will have her name on a $ 20 bill next to a portrait of Andrew Jackson. Jackson is the president responsible for the removal of several tribes from the Southeastern United States and is blamed on the following path of tears.
When Malerba is confirmed, there will be two ladies’ signatures on all our paper money – her and Treasury Secretary Janet Jellen’s. This would really upset the mighty MAGA men on Misogyny Mountain. If they could read.
IN FRONT to the return of the child to the 19th century. Grover Cleveland ruled this crazy republic from 1885 to 1889, sat aside for four years after the loss of Benjamin Harrison, and then retired to argue for another term in the White House in 1892, making him both 22nd and 24th. place in history. books. And in terms of paper currency: as long as Lincoln must live with a $ 5 bill and Washington receive only money Cleveland gets stunning…
In any case, he today mixed his mortal coil 114 years ago and so far he has not recovered from it. But as a wise zombie once said, “Never say die.”
A SHORT BREAK OF UNDERSTANDING
END IN BRIEF
COURSE! to annoy the wrong people. 146 years ago this weekIn 1876General George Armstrong Caster and his 7th Cavalry met him Waterloo in the Battle of Little Bighorn Montana. Immediately after the shooting was stopped, a corporal arrived at the scene with an urgent message from the headquarters: “Duck!” Fate is a cruel master.
IN FRONT to home vegetation. As for television, there isn’t much this weekend. The MSNBC team will compete in the virtual tonight Emmy Awards of the Day (9pm on CBS), and all I can say is if Marlene doesn’t win The days of our lives I will bury the Emmy voters alive after their children are born, all of whom will have evil twins possessed by the devil.
Oh, and tonight, I and my online Enterprise team members are tweeting live – using a theme. #allstartrek– classic Decker vs. General Mills Bugle Corn Snack Episode The path of the stars transmitted on the H&I network.
Top movies and home videos are reviewed, both new and old here, Rotten Tomatoes. (I think the remarkable big screen release is a biography of the new Elvis with Thomas Hanks in the shoes of Colonel Thomas Parker.) MLB here and WNBA here.
On 60 minutes: Encore reports of neurological symptoms targeting U.S. diplomats overseas and new weapons available to firefighters to fight the flames around the clock. If you are a … Westworld fan (I gave up early in Season 2), the new season begins on Sunday at 9 a.m. on HBO. And John Oliver has a new HBO release Last week tonight line up on Sunday night at 11 p.m.
Now here is your Sunday morning list:
Get to know the press: Adam Schiff (D-CA) and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY); Governor Asa Hachinson (The Cult-AR);
This week: Senator Elizabeth Vorena (D-MA); Jamie Raskin (D-MD); Governor Kristi Noem (The Cult-SD); Dr. Jennifer Ashton; ABC News Sesily Vega on a trip overseas to President Biden.
CNN State union: British Prime Minister Boris Johnson.
Face the nation: Governor Grečena Wittmere (D-MI); David Malpass, President of the World Bank; Former Chief of Staff to Vice President Mike Penn Mark Short; US Rep. and Pīts Agilars, a member of the committee on 6 January (D-CA).
Fox GOP talk points on Sunday: Senator Lindsay Graham (The Cult-SC); Stacey Abrams.
Ten years ago C&J: June 24, 2012
JEERS to the Situ meeting. Here’s an actual transcript of what happened during Meath Romney’s retreat in Utah. star camera Republican leaders and billionaire SuperPAC’ers who tells them what to do:
Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss.
And in other news, Mith Romney rents a cargo plane for personal use when swollen lips prevent him from boarding his private plane. Movie at 11 a.m.
And only one more…
IN FRONT sing in church. While Congress and the president plan to pass the first arms control laws in the last three decades, we note that seven years ago this week, glorifying the recently murdered Clementa Pinckney at Charleston, South Carolinas Emanuels AME Church, President Barack Obama stopped for the longest time. You could hear the needle falling, it became so quiet. Was he too scared to continue? Had he lost his place in his sermon? After so many other audiences, did he lack everything to give after the massacre?
Not really. He was just about to give an emotional grand final from his soul, which would once again show why he will always be in the top ranks of all presidents. Watch the face behind him light up…
His immediate successor, who never tried to learn the words of the national anthem or God bless America, not to mention that Amazing Grace, every attempt went wrong – I can count the number of times on one hand, and I still have a few fingers left to comfort families who have lost loved ones as a result of violence. (Up to and including punching his autograph on the huge photographs of the dead victims.) I mean, if you want to show that you have a heart, you have to… know…is the heart.
Have a weekend. The floor is open … What are you cheering for and making fun of today?